Jonathan Bernier

This #fuckboyfiles is about what happens when PR and not knowing what the fuck you're talking about goes wrong. When asked at the charity event, "The Giant of Africa" about the historical legacy of Nelson Mandela, Toronto Maple Leafs Goaltender Jonathan Bernier answers, "Well obviously growing up, he's one of the most known athletes in the world. A lot of impact in any kind of sport that he did, and even playing hockey, everyone knows him, right? From being the type of person that he was off the ice and on the ice. It's unfortunate that he passed a year ago, but, he changed a lot while he was with us, and he's a tremendous guy." Not only does this fuck boy not know contemporary world history, but he apparently doesn't know hockey history either. My great granduncle Jedediah Israel always told me, "Boy, if they ever ask you who someone is and you don't know, shut the fuck up and let grown folks talk." Point taken, Uncle Jedediah, point taken.