Alexis Waller

If there's one thing the #fuckboyfiles is, it's equal opportunity. No matter your age, race, religion, sexuality, economic or educational status, if you're a fuck boy then you're a fuck boy. This edition features the case of 11 year-old Alexis Waller, from Arkansas, who decided to steal 10 racks from her grandma (that's $10,000 for those who're wondering) to see a boy she thought was "hot" in Jacksonville, Florida. Not down the block, not around the corner, not the next town over, Florida. 😐 Waller stole the money in order to finance the $2,500 trip that a cab driver agreed to make if she fronted $1,300. Shorty not only stole the bread but then left a note saying she ran away to Montana. Not the mall, not her friend's house, Montana. 😐 By the time her parents were able to track her down, seven hours later, she was outside of Atlanta.😐 upon retrieving their daughter the father commented, "You have the rest of your life to punish her. You just want to hug her and just love her because you got her back and that's what's important." No ass whooping, no screaming, not even a smack to the back of the head, just a hug.😒 My nigga, I got beat in front of the whole block when I was eleven with a stick for leaving the stoop when I was on punishment, shorty went to a whole nother region in the country and got a hug?!!! In the words of my man Dave Chappelle: "I gotta get in on this being white thing."